READ: Interesting conversation between my friend & her friend

                                     
This our generation na wa O! They know the likes of 2face, Davido, Goldie, P square and the rest, but they don't know Chinua Achebe. Heaven help this generation!!!

Basket Mouth - ''My wife must give me eight children''

LOL. You all need to read this coming straight from Basket mouth to his wife - ''She must give me eight children.'' Here goes the full story that led to that statement:

''I’ve known her for about 10 years. When I met her the first time, she was doing shakara and when a girl does shakara for me, I love it. That is when I will even get more interested in her. She gave me a fake number and when I called, a guy picked up the phone and insulted me, and told me to never call him again. So I decided to go back to where I met her and went to the same spot for three nights until I saw her again and she gave me the right number. When I called her, she started giving me attitude. Out of anger one day when we were talking, I cut the call, deleted her number, cleared the call log and I now started looking for the number again (laughs). Then one day I bumped into her when her school was having a party. We started talking and that is how it began. She suffered me oh, so as her punishment, she must give me 8 children. But I love her so much and that is all that matters."

LWKMD! Oga Basket mouth, is this some sort of punishment or is it one of your jokes?

Breaking News: Tonto Dikeh kidnapped!

                  
The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today in her home. The strange incident happened in the front of her gate. Eye witnesses said a black van drove and stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun men emerged and whisked her away.

Remember this?

If you grew up in Lagos in the 90s, there's no way you would forget this. How I miss those good old days. Comment if you did say this

Laff Out Loud!!!

An igbo man fell into a well and was screaming for help. The wife came with a rope. The Igbo man looked at the rope and said: ''How much did you buy that rope?'' The wife replied: ''1000 Naira.'' Still inside the well, he shouted ''What! Return it now now, go to papa Emeka at the 4th street, he sells it for 300 naira. Hurry up before I die here.''

Lol...Can you imagine that?

Joke of the day: Pastor Akpors

Last week, pastor Akpors told his church members that he saw a vision that he should pray for all working class members of the church. So he said all church member should bring their working tools when coming to church this Sunday.

As he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their working tools should stretch it out and face him (all members did as he said). Tailors stretched their scissors towards him, teachers stretched their chalk, bankers stretched their pen and about 15 members who were hunters and police officers, stretched their guns towards him.

Joke of the day: 10 k

                               

Laff Wan Kill Me Die

FADEKE: Akpos Baby… Please help me with ’10k’… Am in a situation right now

AKPOS: Alright… No wahala… K K K K K K K K K K… Please let me know if its more than 10… And when will you pay back?

Joke of the day: Schools & football clubs

Someone sent this to me and after having my fill of the laughter I decided to share it with you.

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be academic institutions in Nigeria then:
ARSENAL = UNIBEN: Where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. MANCITY = IGBINEDION: Where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL = UNILAG: Where the students are very much proud  of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. MAN UNTD = UNIILORIN: Where students don't perform in class except their final exams and achieve good results. CHELSEA = OSU: Where students fall and put the blame on their VC after which the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year. R.MADRID = U I: Where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, BARCELONA = LASU: Where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Greatest Lasuites!!! Greatest Gaints!!!

Joke of the day: Akpors visit to the doctor

PG 18+
(Reader's discretion is advised...)

Five years into their marriage, Akpors & his wife have had five children. Akpors decides to see the doctor to discuss family planning & doctor recommends condom use...

Akpors returns to the doctor after about 9 months, complaining that his wife has been delivered of twins!

Doctor asks,

"Did you use condom at all?"

Akpors: YES, I did.

Doctor: Ok, pls how do you use your condom?

Akpors: I use it with water, just like paracetamol, abi I dey make mistake?

The doctor fainted!

Just say Amen

JUST SAY AMEN

♥ Just as Apple: Protects heart and Prevents constipation,
May the Almighty protect and prevent evil from befalling u.

♥ Just as Banana: Strengthens bones and Controls BP,

May the Almighty strengthen u and control ur ways.

♥ Just as Carrot: Saves eyesight and Combats cancer,
May the Almighty open ur eyes to good things and combat sickness in ur life.

♥ Just as Lemon: Controls BP and Smooths skin,
May God's beauty always radiate on ur life.

♥ Just as Mango: Boosts memory and Regulates Thyroid,
May God give u good ideas that will make u ten times better than ur colleagues.

Mrs Akpors vs Ekaitte

Below is Mrs Akpors and the lady in red is Ekaitte...so can someone tell me what they  think is the cause of the fight? I bet Ekaitte will rep Naija in Judo in the next Olympics.