Joke of the day: Schools & football clubs

Someone sent this to me and after having my fill of the laughter I decided to share it with you.

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be academic institutions in Nigeria then:
ARSENAL = UNIBEN: Where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. MANCITY = IGBINEDION: Where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment. LIVERPOOL = UNILAG: Where the students are very much proud  of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. MAN UNTD = UNIILORIN: Where students don't perform in class except their final exams and achieve good results. CHELSEA = OSU: Where students fall and put the blame on their VC after which the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year. R.MADRID = U I: Where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, BARCELONA = LASU: Where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Greatest Lasuites!!! Greatest Gaints!!!