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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Joke of the day: a yoruba, igbo & hausa men's experience



An Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa man who were lost in a forest were captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) piece of the same kind of fruit.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king ‘’I brought ten (10) apples’’, the king explained the trail to him, ‘’you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.’’ The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain…so he was killed.

The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When the king explained the trail to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy…1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven. The Yoruba man asked, ‘’why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trail.’’ The Igbo man replied: ‘’I couldn’t help it, I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!!!

LWKM *wink*

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