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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

A tale of a pastor and his penis containing holy milk

                
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by saying foolish lies. 

He said his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the ''Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

According to one of his victims:
"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". 
The pastor is already in jail, but said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.


2 comments:

  1. He should rot in jail for lying against the holy spirit and mixing immorality with the divine.

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  2. The story is funny! Is it viju milk or peak milk? Jenny answer pls

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