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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Joke of the day: Pastor Akpors

Last week, pastor Akpors told his church members that he saw a vision that he should pray for all working class members of the church. So he said all church member should bring their working tools when coming to church this Sunday.

As he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their working tools should stretch it out and face him (all members did as he said). Tailors stretched their scissors towards him, teachers stretched their chalk, bankers stretched their pen and about 15 members who were hunters and police officers, stretched their guns towards him.


Pastor Akpors (not knowing that there were guns pointed at him) instructed them to start using their tools as they do in normal life. Tailors started clipping their scissors, Teachers started moving their chalk, Bankers started signing with their pen and about 15 members with guns released their erroneous bullets towards Akpors.

Akpors has been flown to Germany for treatment of over 15 bullet wounds. I pray he survives. 

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